What’s Happening
A real-time record of Cincinnati activity, from breaking developments to ongoing situations to whatever everyone is currently pretending is normal.
City Developments
Tracking local projects, policy rollouts, delays, revisions, public concern, consultant input, ceremonial shovel photos, and the eventual explanation for why none of it looks like the original announcement.
The Official Situation
The city’s active explanation of current conditions, maintained for public clarity and adjusted whenever facts become unnecessarily distracting.
Cincinnati's Finest Fake News
See the rise and fall of the OF THE CINCINNATI MONDAY CENTER.
The Ohio Department of Labor and Mental Health set up “the Monday Center for bad Mondays.” DAY 1 WAS MET WITH SUCCESS, BUT A WEEK FOLLOWING SAW THE MONDAY CENTER STAFF IN NEED OF A VACATION THEMSELVES.
LATEST POSTS
Cincinnati briefly relieved of calm spring, later to find out it’s still Thursday
Greg Landsman elevated as reluctant diversity symbol after consultants decide the party must own every bad headline by becoming visually worse CINCINNATI— Following national headlines…
Campaign officials say bypassing the major-party process marks Ohio’s first successful collectivization of voter confusion CINCINNATI—Ohio socialist U.S. Senate candidate Greg Levy reportedly avoided Tuesday’s…
Libertarian Write-In Candidate Aidan Jeffrey Unable To Stop Salivating At Chance To Audit Government
State Auditor hopeful says Ohio’s receipts have gone “too long without a man standing over them with a pen OHIO— Libertarian write-in candidate Aidan Jeffrey…
With Hamilton County ballots packed with congressional primaries, school tax issues, and the usual ritual of managed disappointment, residents say there remains a narrow possibility…
Before The Primary, Each Candidate Receives Constitutionally Protected Emotional Damage
Why This Exists
Some cities inspire confidence.
Some inspire reform.
Cincinnati inspires official statements.
The Queen City Post exists to keep a written record of that.
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