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Monday Behavioral Health Center Closes Due To Staff Shortages, Promptly Triggering New Monday Crisis
April 13, 2026
Sunday Scaries Remain In Effect On Weather Forecasts
April 12, 2026
DeWine Declares State Of Emergency As Cincinnati Crowd At Monday Center Reaches End-Of-Week Breaking Point
April 10, 2026
Ohio Places Monday Center On Modified Emergency Status As Cincinnati Residents Begin Pre-Friday Destabilization
April 9, 2026
‘Is It Friday Yet?’ Area Residents Ask After Learning Thursday Still Legally Binding
April 9, 2026
Cincinnatians Face Defeating Moral Blow Finding That It’s Still Only Wednesday After Yesterday’s Unexpected Tuesday
April 8, 2026
State Expands Triage Capacity As Line Outside Monday Center Grows For Third Consecutive Day
April 8, 2026
Cincinnati In $30 Million Deficit, Still Decides To Be Gay As Well As Broke
April 7, 2026
Monday Center Reports Overcrowding As Cincinnati Residents Return Seeking Continued Support
April 7, 2026
Area Politicians Praise Progress in Making Disappointment More Manageable
April 6, 2026
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